Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday...

...you Oompa-Loompa, Happy Birthday to you.

Yes, this upcoming Sunday January 24 will be the Todd "MJ Kelli" Schnitt's 44th birthday.

Our favorite little man was born on January 24, 1966. As we know MJ likes to file frivolous lawsuits, if we send him our birthday wishes, please make sure to be courteous and professional. After all, our actions will reflect positively or negatively on Bubba.

Possible email addresses for MJ are schnittshow@aol.com (possibly will be returned due to a spam filter), mjkelli@aol.com and mjradiomail@aol.com.

Once again please be nice to MJ, after all, his wife decided to file for divorce. Of course, can anyone blame her?