January 21, 2010

Twitter Tough Guy to Twitter Pussy in 6 easy steps

This morning Bubba the Love Sponge started his show by discussing his recent activity on twitter. In particular he made mention of a confrontation last night with an individual that works under the username of @themanknownasx (his twitter profile picture is shown below).






Bubba explained how this person was shooting off his mouth the previous evening, and when he was being confronted last night, "X" blocked access to view his earlier messages. Even after "X" was challenged to man up and allow everyone to see what he wrote, he refused.

Spice said that eventually the internet always turns into hatred and porn, and there was nothing good that could come of this. Although Bubba wouldn't disagree, he was fighting for the show honor and sometimes when he is too wound up to go to sleep, he knows that he can always calm down after finding a fight with the haters.

During last nights events, Bubba commented on being joined by Full Colonel Jack Stiefel (this is currently his 3rd different rank) and ... me. When Bubba was researching "X" he found that he was following Pee Wee Herman, Bob & Tom and a number of different wrestlers. Obviously, this led to much laughter.

As nothing was being resolved, and as "X" wanted to show off how tough he was, Bubba made the offer to fly him all expenses paid to Tampa for 3 rounds using 12oz gloves. Of course, after about 5 minutes of silence from "X", Bubba was told that he couldn't go to Florida as he works 6 days per week in Customer Service. Spice mocked Bubba by saying "I guess you showed that twitterererer".

If you ever happen to come across "X" on twitter, or if you are a shut in with no friends and family and play in an online PS3 Madden 2010 league with Xman420, make sure to ask "X" why he wasn't prepared to stand behind his statements. Ask him why he wanted Bubba to end up on the wrong end of a shotgun blast, but isn't willing to settle things man to man.

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