This morning Bubba the Love Sponge called in to the Howard Stern Show to discuss all of the recent events and controversy that Bubba is getting publicity for. One of the most interesting aspects of this call was it was being broadcast live on Howard's show on Sirius and on Bubba's terrestrial show heard in 7 different markets.
Most of the discussion was bringing Howard up to date on Bubba's involvement with TNA, the January 4, 2010 Impact Bubba Army ticket fiasco, his comments concerning Haiti and being sucker punched by Awesome (Howard continually referred to her as Amazon) Kong.
When Bubba was asked to rate how hard Kong hit him from 1 - 10, he gave her punch a 6. Bubba admitted that he hates Awesome Kong, and wouldn't lose sleep if she was fired, but he doesn't want her let go at his request. Howard went on record saying that if this was a shoot, he wants TNA to fire Kong.
At various points during the call, Howard ridiculed Bubba for his butchery of the English language. Without missing a beat, and in typical Bubba fashion, he laughed at himself and speculated that his listeners probably use his grammatical errors for a drinking game similar to playing quarters. Every time he messes up, someone takes a shot.
Howard, clearly a Bubba mark, as he speculated about "Amazon" Kong needing someone to wipe for her after going to the bathroom. This is made in reference to Bubba previously telling a story from when he was much heavier and had a girlfriend who would wipe his behind as he was unable to do it for himself.
Most of the discussion was bringing Howard up to date on Bubba's involvement with TNA, the January 4, 2010 Impact Bubba Army ticket fiasco, his comments concerning Haiti and being sucker punched by Awesome (Howard continually referred to her as Amazon) Kong.
When Bubba was asked to rate how hard Kong hit him from 1 - 10, he gave her punch a 6. Bubba admitted that he hates Awesome Kong, and wouldn't lose sleep if she was fired, but he doesn't want her let go at his request. Howard went on record saying that if this was a shoot, he wants TNA to fire Kong.
At various points during the call, Howard ridiculed Bubba for his butchery of the English language. Without missing a beat, and in typical Bubba fashion, he laughed at himself and speculated that his listeners probably use his grammatical errors for a drinking game similar to playing quarters. Every time he messes up, someone takes a shot.
Howard, clearly a Bubba mark, as he speculated about "Amazon" Kong needing someone to wipe for her after going to the bathroom. This is made in reference to Bubba previously telling a story from when he was much heavier and had a girlfriend who would wipe his behind as he was unable to do it for himself.
Bubba was asked if he was going to have Heather post any additional nude pictures on twitter, and he offered to send them to him privately if it was ok with Beth (Mrs. Howard Stern). Howard wanted to give Brent his best, and let him know that he was very impressed with the picture that Amanda posted while they were in New Orleans.
While discussing Heather, it was revealed that Bubba would let Howard have sex with her, if he would guarantee him a job for life. Further, he believes Heather would go along with it and "take one for the team".
I believe the interview peaked when Bubba started discussing his sex live with Heather, and the fact that she has an insatiable appetite for sex. He speculated that she is able to have 27 orgasms, and said that after they have sex and he has finished, she will continue to work on herself for a while after. She is a "freak" in bed, likes dirty talk, dresses up in outfits and they enjoy role playing. At one point she played the role of meter maid, then mistakenly detailed a time that she came in dressed like Dorothy Hammill. This was quickly corrected, and the actual scenario didn't involve Heather on ice skates, but she came in as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz wearing ruby slippers and carrying their dog Bianca in a basket.
Although this type does not fit within the purposes of this blog, how could I avoid commenting on this radio gold.
Of course no mention of Howard continually bringing up that it was probably just a wrestling storyline.
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